NEW READER'S COMPETITION: HAVE YOU SEEN THE ROTTWEILLER LATELY?
Liverpool Direct chief executive, Dr David McElhinney is in hiding after escaping with millions of pounds in council taxpayer's money. If you spot him anywhere, please call the police first or tell us where and when he was spotted. Photos gratefully received. McElhinney may be in the company of a blonde lady (or two, or three). WARNING:Do not approach this man unarmed and alone.
3 comments:
"Me mates Solutions Built this bus I have already ripped em off by getting them in, should get a nice few grand back hander of this job alone."
"Roll on the Culture Bus - Nice little fookin earner"
"Now shut ye fookin mouth and get back to the ice cream van n' get me a few more quid"
FOOKIN ECKY THUMP, I CAN CON THESE SPANIARDS NEXT!
Well councils is blown. Mebbes I can set up one o' them consults in Spain. Some Euro dosh maaght come in 'andy fer t' pay fer m'tan an' tha'.
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