Thursday, April 12, 2007

CITY COUNCIL CAN'T DO ITS SUMS: - HASITALL CAN'T ADD UP SHOCK!!!

No surprise that the city council should get the worst possible score for its financial planning.
Guess who is responsible for this?
None other than evil cabalist Phil Hasitall, aka the smiling assassin.
He has been in charge of the council's finances for the last seven years, but obviously still can't add up.
That's why the council is £29million adrift and can't balance its books.
And why even the District Auditor, a long-standing golfing partner of Hasitall's, has been forced to publicly acknowledge his mate is not up to the job.
But nothing will happen to the £169,000-a-year Porsche driving Hasitall who will continue to disappear from the Municipal Buildings by mid-afternoon, heading for the local links.
Or to go and watch a band for free with his millionaire mate Chas Cole.
Hasitall of course gave away more than £3million of council taxpayers money to old schoolmate Chas for the Summer Pops.
Chas repaid this with, amongst other things, an appearance for Hasitall's son's band alongside Status Quo.
Hasitall also had a distinguished record of public dis-service with Henshaw, engaging in conspiracy, an attempted coup, law-breaking, blackmail and trying to fit up staff.
Hasitall, whose son was a Tory candidate in Southport and is an avid reader of the Daily Torygraph, has recently, like the slimy little hypocrite he is, been desperately trying to curry favour with the Labour opposition.
He has been quietly favouring them with the odd tip and wink in the last few weeks and been his ever so helpful self with any opposition query.
(It fools no-one, ed)
Of course, he has been careful to ensure none of this reaches Fireman Bradley.
This pro-Labour about turn is in a desperate attempt to try and ensure that if the Lib Dems get turfed out next year, he will still be secure in his well-paid job.
Colin Cover Up has meanwhile rewarded Hasitall's financial incompetence by making him acting Chief Executive while he is away on his five-star jollies.
No wonder the city goes to wrack and ruin.
PS We wonder if this year, Hasitall has had his Performance Related Pay bonus of 10 per cent of his salary for getting the city into such a financial hole? Perhaps someone should ask the question?

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Why does Liverpool always have to have them?

I hope Joe can see him /them for what they /he is and send them packing in May!

Tori Blare said...

Then get out in May and vote the tossers out!

Anonymous said...

1 and 1 is 2
2 and 2 is 4
3 and 0 and 0 and 0 and 0 and 0 and 0 and 0 is how much of our money went into funding summer pops.
3 and 4 and 0 and 0 and 0 and 0 was David Henshaw's pay off when he said he was retiring anyway

The Lib Dems can can add up perfectly well when it suits them

Anonymous said...

I HAVE IT ALL SO WHY SHOULD I BOTHER ADDING IT ALL UP?
IT'S MINE ALL MINE SO LEAVE ME ALONE!
I got someone from LDL to add it all up anyway.
They said I have loads and the council has none!
Whats the problem?