Storey... We can use this to cover up all the fraud and corruption we have created together oh sir big dithery doddery whom I adore!
Dithery Doddery...AHA Yes indeed oh faithful servant. Then I will shove you in it, my dutyful DOG will savage you and my smiling assassin will laugh at you publicly..AHAAAAA
Police men .... Oh shit how are we going to cover this one up now??
The Dark Knight to Storey: You just do as i tell you and we'll get along just fine.
Storey: ooh you are awful but i do like you.
Policeman 1: That does it i am getting a new job with Liverpool Direct.
Policeman 2: You dont need to, havent you heard? They are taking us over next month as well They are going to stiff the ratepayers for £300K a busy per year for the next 10 years
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Bloke with hat on: "We can push them both in, once they stop digging a hole for each other."
And to think this spade only cost £1,424,265.00. Just put it through as expenses
Storey... We can use this to cover up all the fraud and corruption we have created together oh sir big dithery doddery whom I adore!
Dithery Doddery...AHA Yes indeed oh faithful servant. Then I will shove you in it, my dutyful DOG will savage you and my smiling assassin will laugh at you publicly..AHAAAAA
Police men .... Oh shit how are we going to cover this one up now??
Cop at back to his mate: "It's a pity for Liverpool that these two didn't call a spade a spade a long time ago."
The Dark Knight to Storey: You just do as i tell you and we'll get along just fine.
Storey: ooh you are awful but i do like you.
Policeman 1: That does it i am getting a new job with Liverpool Direct.
Policeman 2: You dont need to, havent you heard? They are taking us over next month as well They are going to stiff the ratepayers for £300K a busy per year for the next 10 years
The hole we've been digging needs a bigger shovel.
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