Saturday, October 28, 2006

INSPECTOR CLUELESS IN KENSINGTON

THE knives are flashing for Councillor Richard Marbrow, Executive Member for Central Services, who has been re-named Inspector Clue-less by his Lib Dem colleagues.
The overbearing busybody turned into a private detective in his one-man hunt for Tony Parrish.
(Even taking a tour of those public libraries which had public access to the internet to try and track down our hero). (Did he claim expenses for this? ed)
The bumptious oaf, who is so pompous he makes Henshaw look positively modest, took it upon himself to become Colin Cover-Up's resident IT and email expert.
It was Marbrow who, so delighted with his computer prowess, decided to start meddling when the council banned the liverpoolevilcabal blog.
TP sent all the councillors a cheeky email telling them what Cover-Up was trying to keep quiet. And Meddling Marbrow then set off with his magnifying glass and deerstalker to try and track him down.
This was despite the fact that all of the revelations on TP's now legendary liverpoolevilcabal website had been presented by former Leader, Councillor Mike Storey in a huge dossier to chief executive Colin Hilton and new Leader Warren Bradley.
Clueless didn't have a clue about this - or that Storey and Bradley were gunning for The Rottweiller and The Smiling Assassin after discovering what they had been up to during Henshaw's evil cabal regime.
But neither Bradley nor Storey could control the oaf as he waddled off in pursuit.
"What do you think you are playing at, Marbrow" demanded an angry Bradley during an early morning confrontation. "All this stuff is true. Why are you trying to stop it?"
"I thought it was my duty," replied the self-satisfied sanctimonious old codger (he's 39, ed).
Inspector Clueless had no idea that Storey's dossier existed or that his dossier justly fingered both the Rottweiler and the Smiling Assassin for abuse of public funds.
The naive nincompoop believed he was coming to the aid of the much-maligned £150,000-a -year Exec Directors, who had conspired with Henshaw just a few months earlier to get rid of Storey.
Marbrow of course, did not know that all of Storey's allegations were true.
Even worse, he exhibited all the usual unthinking tendencies of all those who adopt the city council's customary siege mentality - to defend the indefensible, without pausing to make any rational or independent assessment.
But as his Lib Dem colleagues have remarked about Marbrow on more than one occasion - he is the least self-aware person on the planet.
Now we hear that Labour are out to get meddling Marbrow in the local elections in Kensington ward in May, where he has few friends and even less political allies.
And fireman Bradley will not weep any tears - he has already forecast fat boy's fall!
Never mind Clueless, your close friend, Colin 'Cover-up' Hilton, who praised you to the skies for coming to the aid of evil Henshaw, the hated McElhinney and the smiling assassin Halsall, may come and help you canvass!
With friends like this.... 5 comments:
Anonymous said...

Marbrow is such a stupid twat, i reckon he is out on his ear in May, no trouble. Perhaps we should start an all-party and non-party campaign to get rid of him? Will you lead us Tony08?


Warren Bradley said...

Rendezvous in Kensington on March 30 at 5.30 pm.


LDLer said...

I am so glad you have outed that bumptious little oaf. Dr Death has spent months just pulling the wool over his eyes, time after time. and Marbrow is so pompous and full of himself, he thinks everything is hunky dory. moron. i wouldn't be at all surprised if huge gangs of people turned up to get him out in kensignton. that would be a real victory for democracy!


Dickie Marbrow said...

I'm sure my mummy loves me????!!!


Tony Parrish47 said...

but she wouldn't vote for you in a million years.

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

It would be fantastic to see kensington kick him out. so richly deserved...who knows, he might even get a life then!!!!

Anonymous said...

Oh we need to get him....

Anonymous said...

What a sad bunch of individuals you are. If this dossier full of twaddle was sooo damning and full of evidence likely to land people in jail, then why hasn't the Chief Constable (who was given the dossier in full by Warren Bradley) done anything about it? Could it be a) that the conspiracy now involves the whole of Merseyside Police, who are in it up to their eyeballs with Mssrs Storey, Henshaw, Halsall, MacHilliny, Hilton (another 10,000 council employees), etc etc ; or b) that this entire blog has nothing substantial in it whatsoever, is nothing but sour grapes and libel by some person(s) unknown with a big chip on their shoulder and not a lot going on in their brain?

I'm plumnping for the latter, and I sincerely hope that for your sad pathetic miserables soul's sake whoever is 'editing' (a term loosly used since it would imply both editorial capability, sadly lacking, and some measure of integrity, non-existent) this pile of sh*te happens to stumble upon a life somewhere and get out and get a job and do something useful.

All this does make you wonder who is really behind all this gubbins. I think the only one who seems to have come out of the whole debacle having lost everything is glorious leader Storey - anyone willing to conjure up some conspiracy stories about him being behind all this???

Anonymous said...

what dossier is he on about?

Anonymous said...

the dossier which the leader of the council thought was serious enough to bring to the attention of the chief constable, i reckon he must mean.

Anonymous said...

I am not aware that the chief con has said there will no action yet, has he?

Anonymous said...

I thought the whole point of the evilcabal blog was to expose these twats running our city. which it very successfully did. and it was very funny. which is more than anon is. must be marbrows mum again.

Anonymous said...

I didn't think that the revelation that henshaw had blackmailed the city was "twaddle". Or that Halsall's son's band had been given a gig at the Summer Pops, which he was bankrolling, was 'gubbins.' I thought it was good for the people of Liverpool to know this kind of stuff went on...

Anonymous said...

what is all too depressingly clear is that people like anon, or halsall(?), do not belive they have done anything wrong. they think it was ok for henshaw to blackmail storey, they think it was ok for halsall to give huge contracts to his mate, they think it was ok for mcelhinney to give his mate free parking and free rent. they think this is normal practise. they are so arrogant they think this was all fine. halsall in particular thinks there was nothing wrong with his son appearing at the Summer Pops, at the same time as Halsall was bankrolling it with public money (as your previous correspondent said). They just do not get it. presumably they would not even get it if there were dawn police raids on aigburth, allerton and formby. I for one, however, am glad that other people have different standards in public life and realise they are public servants...

Anonymous said...

Just so you know - you have already wounded fat boy Marbrow. He is livid at Bradley and accusing him of being Dandy Pat! He is such a tosser....

Anonymous said...

I have seen Dickie Marbrow in action on a couple of occasions and you are spot on his pomposity and arrogance and total lack of grasp or understanding are incredible

Good bye forever next May

Anonymous said...

Of course Henshaw tried to blackmail storey - he should have gone with a flea in his ear instead of a huge payoff. One should notice of course how easily he got some fatcat jobs for a couple of hours a week paying hundreds of thousands of quid from our lovely friend Tony Bliar's government.. :p

However, just because someone alleges something doesn't necessarily make it true. Henshaw might actually be some good at something and not just a complete bully...

But if the writers of this blog actually had some evidence surely they could create a website and actually post that evidence on it for all to see - after all, truth is the best defence...

One can only assume that because that evidence is not forthcoming, it does not exist.

This, sadly, appears to be just a load of mudslinging. Interesting though that no-one has denied that Mike Storey might be behind all of this!!

Anonymous said...

I thought Bradley had given the evidence to the cops?

Anonymous said...

I reckon anon is Marbrow, since the fat boy is desperate to avoid any suggestions that he doesn't know what the hell is going on in the council and that he has been a willing dupe of the officers... And of course as member for central services he is routinely hoodwinked by the evil McIlhenny every day of the week. And Marbrow is desperate to avoid looking like a complete jerk and to keep his seat (since its the only thing he does). I gather he has also been logging on to various computers so that he can vote 'No' in the poll. Sad, but true.

Anonymous said...

Marlboorough man doesn't have a single redeeming feature.

Anonymous said...

Watch out for the latest comedy caper starring hapless Cllr Clueless - Oh My God, they Killed Kenny's One Stop Chop.